In Macomb, Illinois, it's illegal for a car to impersonate a wolf.
In Rumford, Maine, it's against the law to bite your landlord.
An ordinance in San Francisco bans picking up used confetti to throw again.
It's against the law in Atlanta, Georgia, to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
It's against to law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.
In International Falls, Minnesota, it's against the law for a cat to chase a dog up a telephone pole.
It's illegal to catch fish while on horseback in Washington, D.C.
It's illegal to take a lion to the theater in Maryland.
It's against the law to drive more than 2,000 sheep down Hollywood Boulevard.
Brawley, California, passed a resolution banning snow within the city limits.
in Tennessee, it's illegal to drive a car while you're asleep.
Anyone found underneath a sidewalk in Florida is guilty of disorderly conduct.
It's illegal in New Jersey to slurp your soup.
A Texas law states that when two trains meet at a railroad crossing, each must come to a full stop, and nether shall proceed until the other has gone.
It's illegal in Hartford, Connecticut, to kiss your wide on a Sunday.
It's against the law in Kentucky to remarry the same man four times.
In Marshalltown, Iowa, it's illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.
In Tennessee, it's against the law to shoot game other than whales from a moving car.
It's illegal in Fairbanks, Alaska, for two moose to have sex on city sidewalks.
I was skimming through the book, "Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader" by the Bathroom Readers' Institute. And stumbled across a section called "Looney Laws." I thought they were pretty funny, I don't know if they're still in effect today, but, I suggest you follow them.
~GroovyBandGeek
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