Holy Crapcakes!

Me: "Is March after February?"

Father: "Yes."

Me: ".... And its before April?"

Father: "Yes."

Me: "Oh..."

Yeah, April of 2010 is almost over and I didn't even realize March had already passed.

I figured I would blog a bit. I've felt the need to rant, and Twitter's 140 character limit just isn't cutting it. Sometimes when my brain is on rant-mode, I start coming up with blog ideas. This is usually when I'm half-asleep and many times I've forgotten what it was I wanted to write about. However, I've come up with a solution. Hughbert of course. So, whenever I come up with an idea for a blog, I go onto Hughbert's memo pad and write whatever it is I want to remember. Currently my memo pad reads, "Note to Self: Blog about being trapped in bedroom with a chamber pot and carrots."

The other night I was complaining in my head about not drawing, painting, doing artsy stuff enough. I need some sort of motivation. So I thought, what if I lock myself in my room? Then, of course I ran into problems.

What about a bathroom?-- Chamber Pot

What about food supply?--- Grow carrots in my window sill.

What about water?--- Gather rain water outside my window.

What about running out of paper?--- You have white walls.

What about running out of paint, pencils, and charcoal? --- Crap.

So, as you can see, I could survive a while in my bedroom if I had some carrot seeds and a bucket.